Valentines Day

[Rumely]

Valentine's day is coming up, and we all know that it's a day whose primary beneficiary is women. Men are expected to wine and dine their significant others and give them flowers. Those that aren't properly mushy and gushy will be punished. Oh, yes, they will be punished.

So here's my question, what would be the male equivalent of Valentine's Day? Obviously we don't care about flowers and sapid cards and romantic dinners, we want manly stuff. If there were such a holiday, how should St. Manlentine's Day be celebrated?